Dude, I don't need a life.

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

John Wick is not an “action series” it’s an urban fantasy leaning heavily on fae rules such as a hidden world overlaid over the mundane world, miraculously out of sight despite its vastness, operating by strict and bloody codes of fairness. AND it’s an action series

John Wick is about crossing a threshold into a magical but brutal society, escaping, and then being dragged back in, forced to adhere to the laws of this terrible land and paying for services using magical gold pieces representing favors, it’s a fairy tale if everyone had a gun

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thedailybullshit:

only-tiktoks:

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kawaiite-mage:

firedrakewicked:

dopaminerjic:

escuerzoresucitado:

When you gotta get rid of all the marble penises in your house

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smileaway1971:

religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333

atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.

agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from

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spoopy-valkyrie:

chocolate-and-discourse:

chocolate-and-social-justice:

Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

Someone once asked me if, assuming we got universal healthcare, I would be okay with the rise in “healthcare tourism” where people who are sick come to our country to get their medical bills taken care of and life-saving medical treatment cheaper than in their home countries.

I was just like, yeah thats fine, I’d actually prefer it if 0 people died from preventable causes kept behind a paywall for no reason.

“even the addicts?” yeah dude did i fucking stutter

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minecraft:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

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hostilemuppet:

hostilemuppet:

how about you fuck that old WOMAN. #feminism

hey can you do me a favour and paypal me £20 in compensation for reading this dicaprio ass sentence on my good christian post

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